Result of Boredom

These are the weird kinds of things I think up.

Flying eyeballs. Ogres in wifebeaters.

Perhaps signs of an unstable mind?

OBEY YOUR FRIGGIN THIRST!

A tribute to the best drink in the known universe.

I'm just afraid that Aquafina will win in the end.

After all, it'll still be around in a future where we can travel 50 light-years in 20 minutes...

A Self-Portrait

A little sketch I did a while ago. I'm sorry for it's lack of accuracy.

I was a bit upset with myself, and I guess I exaggerated a few of my flaws.

You know, like my really long fingers on my right hand.

Burn, Indians!!

In English class we had to respond to an auditory prompt, some Native American music. It was supposed to be, like, a short story.

I'm sad to say that this is what I came up with.

Well, Decepticons DO hate all people. Maybe indians just a bit more...

Strongbad

Guitars and lightning and amps, oh my!

It's the Strongbad in all of his crapful glory.

Check the cool flames. And, this one's in COLOR!

Here It Is

The fabled meat grinder.

Few have seen it and lived to tell the tale.

This puppy sure wasn't one of them.

Batfork

In a fit of creativity, I gave birth, figuratively, to Bat Fork. I made a real one, and this "artwork" is based on him.

I particularly like the ones in the two right corners.

Watcha'll think?

The Bunny

Oh, how sad. This poor bunny is on fire.

It's even crying.

It's bleeding all over the place....

Just start sobbing and get it over with. This is nothing compared to the dog.

Check Out These Guns

I am very proud of these. All completely freehand, but, like Calvin, they had some basis in reality. Gosh darn it.

A total 10 out of 10 on the Chris scale.

Yes, I rated each one with little stars. Don't criticize me. I know your secrets.

Math Man

As you can see, Calculus is a very boring class.

Division, addition, multiplication, equality, superiority, and inclusion.

Math Man to the rescue, eh?

Shrimp

Not an original work, true, but it's not bad, right?

It's not traced, all freehand. I'm pleased with myself.

I give it an 8 out of 10. Compared to my other artwork, that is.